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    <subtitle>Accept that some days you&#39;re the pigeon and other days you&#39;re the statue.</subtitle>  
    
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        <title>Remembering Jade Goody</title>   
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         I woke up this morning to the headlines reading that Jade Goody has died.  I knew this was coming.  Sort of.  I wanted to believe that the media was hyping it and that truly someone as full of life as Jade could not possibly be dying.   But I know...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>ENDANGERED SPECIES</title>   
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        <published>2008-04-28T04:03:10Z</published>
        <updated>2008-05-29T00:33:20Z</updated>
    
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         I know that I have essentially been MIA for a couple months now.  The little everyday things have bogged my life down to the point I barely have time to come up for air.  Living on a farm, out in the sticks, is a lot of work.  Five acres left to t...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title> A CRYING SHAME</title>   
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        <published>2008-03-10T16:23:40Z</published>
        <updated>2008-03-10T16:23:40Z</updated>
    
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         I have ignored my poor blog site for so long I&#39;m surprised it&#39;s still here.  Life has taken me by the horns and tossed me around.  I like to fool myself and say that I perform better under pressure but I have decided that that&#39;s one of those littl...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>DITZ</title>   
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        <published>2007-08-09T03:36:19Z</published>
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         So I had a live radio show call me yesterday wanting to do a show with me today.....in Ireland.  Great fun and was happy to do it.  Usually they call me at home on the phone and we talk from here.  I had no problem with that except I knew I needed...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Polish Cool</title>   
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         I received a UPS package last Friday from Harper Collins and couldn&#39;t wait to see what goodies it contained.  I tore open the package and there were two copies of my book in Polish.  And a totally different cover.  A cover, in fact, that I LOVED. ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>SUMMER LOVIN&#39;</title>   
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        <published>2007-07-26T15:12:56Z</published>
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         Swim team has ended and so has structured Monday through Thursday workouts and activities.  Since Cayman has decided that he&#39;s a &quot;night person,&quot; he thinks he must (and deeply wants to) stay up every night until at least midnight.  &quot;I come alive at...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>THE CONFINES OF HOLLYWOOD</title>   
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        <published>2007-06-26T15:13:14Z</published>
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         So last night, I spent half my free time ironing Yugioh cards and trying desperately to explain to my son why just because something gets slightly damaged, it doesn&#39;t mean he needs a brand new set.  Yesterday, as we do every Monday through Thursda...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT</title>   
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        <published>2007-06-14T15:20:00Z</published>
        <updated>2009-05-03T13:14:32Z</updated>
    
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         As a personal assistant, I was always an updated source of information.  The hottest restaurants, the best gift ideas, the car dealerships with the quickest valet service.   But it&#39;s been two years.  People can&#39;t seriously think I&#39;m at the forefro...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>BODYGUARDED</title>   
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        <published>2007-06-05T05:42:04Z</published>
        <updated>2007-06-09T13:48:25Z</updated>
    
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         My friend Marilyn (formerly of E! and now of CNN) has introduced me to a fellow &quot;E!er&quot; (in that we were on the same show but different scenes), Elijah Shaw of Industry-Icon Executive Protection and Bodyguard Services.  I recently read through his ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Reincarnation</title>   
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        <published>2007-05-11T15:18:07Z</published>
        <updated>2009-04-07T06:38:36Z</updated>
    
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         I&#39;ve changed the background design on my blog to &quot;cityscape Los Angeles&quot; instead of London.  I searched the entire site looking for cityscape Visalia....hmm, not one there.  Go figure.  So, I&#39;m reading this little book called, &quot;Before I Got Here: ...   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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